why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises
it’s the only way they can hear it
if I had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me
what’s she celebrating
she got promoted, shes now top manager!
I’m proud of her!!
- Chloe: okay Warren, truth or dare?
- Warren: dare
- Chloe: kiss the most beautiful person in this room
- Warren: Max
- Max: *blushing* yeah?
- Warren: please move, I need to reach to Nathan
me: i must resist my primal urges
a fool: they must mean sex
me: *thinking in winstons voice* penut buter
I’d very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
me sometimes: man gyjo could never happen steel ball run takes place in the 1800’s it’s too anachronistic
me: *remembers johnny wears pastel star patterned footie pajamas for the entirety of the series*
me: nvm
